FEDERAL HOT DOG RESERVE · SUMMER LIQUIDITY WINDOW · THIS NOTE IS LEGAL TENDER AT ZERO SERIOUS INSTITUTIONS

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THE FEDERAL HOT DOG RESERVE WILL PAY TO THE BEARER ON DEMAND

404 HOT DOGS

BACKED BY MUSTARD, FIREWORKS & SUSPICIOUS APPETITE

YIELD: MUSTARD STANDARDINFLATION: 17.76%WINDOW: Picnic Desk 1776

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